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f sub 1) Actuaries due it until death, disability or withdrawal. (f and g submitted by Walt Lowrie at [email protected]) (f sub 1 submitted by Larry Tarini at [email protected]) h) Actuaries do it with models. (i, j and k submitted by Cameron Brett at [email protected]) l) Actuaries do it with professional guidance.(h submitted by Paul Budde at [email protected]) i) Actuaries do it with reserve. (l submitted by Gerard Farmar at [email protected]) m) Take a risk – marry an actuary.” (Submitted by Carl Malmquist at [email protected]); a lawyer will say “it’s 4, but with charges it’s 12.” (Anonymous); another marketing VP will say “it depends – are you a buyer or a seller?

” The doctor replied, “Marry an actuary.” “Will that make me live longer? “No,” said the doctor, “but it will SEEM longer.” (Submitted by K. (Attributed to Bob Crompton; Submitted by Bill Stanfield at San [email protected]); they just lose their Faculties, get Institutionalised, or drop out of their Society.

(Submitted by Gerard Farmar at [email protected]); they just lose their reserve.

An introverted actuary stares at his own feet during a conversation, while an extroverted one stares at the other person’s feet. The first actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the left.

(Attributed to Al Beer; Submitted by Sue Scott at [email protected])11. The second actuary’s shot is 20 feet wide to the right. You’re the oldest person ever to come to these gates.” The consultant says, “But I was only 50 when I died.” St. Your billings indicate that you must be at least 140! A group of lawyers and a group of actuaries are travelling by train to conferences in the same city.

(m seen by Philip Lew.) n) Actuaries make it come out right.

(n submitted by Jerry Enoch at [email protected]) o) Actuaries do it after passing exams. The first man steps up, places his head in the hole, the executioner release the knife, and miraculously the knife stops inches above the man’s neck.

There are 10 kinds of actuaries, those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t. There are 11 kinds of actuaries, those who can count with binary numbers and those who cannot.

And those that can’t.” (Attributed to Fred Kilbourne) b.

” The actuary says,” well, you’re in the same situation you were in before you talked to me, but now it’s my fault.” (This joke was improved upon by both John Dinius and Stacey Haws at [email protected])7. (d submitted by [email protected]) e) Actuaries do it continuously and discretely.

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